lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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faithsuperfab:

THIS IS MY FAV LINE

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unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

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trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

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