sosa-parks:

All this dick and she wanna suck my neck

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twloserblog:

you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

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kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples


Be with someone who meets you half way. Be with someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Be with someone who makes sure you don’t endure bad moments by yourself. Be with someone your ex hates and your mother loves. Be with someone who alters you, not changes who you are. Spend your life with your better half, not your other half.
August XXVIII (via texaszetalove)

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digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.

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scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

jkhdkj,hKJDHFKJDSHfk

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point

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zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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